Snore Alert Tee

My snoring has its own weather alert.

Severe snoring warning in effect from 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. For the dad who rattles the windows, wakes the dog and has the whole house checking the forecast before bed. A gift from the family that's been sleeping through the storm for years.

• Heavy cotton: Gildan 5000 that holds up to the grill and the lawn mower
• Easy fit: sizes S to 5XL, true to size (size chart in the photos)
• Fast shipping: printed to order in the USA, free US shipping on $75+

Fabric: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee, classic roomy fit, 5.3 oz. 100% cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester).