Car Alarm Sneeze Tee

My sneezes have set off car alarms.

Every family has one. The dad whose sneeze rattles the windows, scares the dog and gets a car alarm going two driveways over. Now he can own it. A loud gift for a loud man, from the kids or the wife who's been flinching for years.

• Heavy cotton: Gildan 5000 that holds up to the grill and the lawn mower
• Easy fit: sizes S to 5XL, true to size (size chart in the photos)
• Fast shipping: printed to order in the USA, free US shipping on $75+

Fabric: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee, classic roomy fit, 5.3 oz. 100% cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester).